Because I was texting.
I know, right? I know what you’re thinking. Probably something along the lines of WTF is the matter with you? Or what are you some goofy teenager?
I am, in fact, not a goofy teenager. I’m a goofy almost 50-year-old woman who damn well knows better.
The whole thing played out like a literal nightmare. I was shooting off a quick text to…